The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner

[ZoefdeHaas]

This is just as pathetic as the uitvak

[Kowalczyk]

This is just as pathetic as the uitvak

Er...? What does the 'away section' have to do with anything...?

K.

[ZoefdeHaas]

All the losers go there duh :xyxthumbs:

[SE6Ajacied]

This is just as pathetic as the uitvak

Er...? What does the 'away section' have to do with anything...?

K.

Ko,

You've gone and spoiled it for me. "Uitvak" was one piece of Dutch I translated all on my own and now you've gone and done it for me.

Zoef,

You are really pathetic. I don't find "gay" jokes remotely amusing (and no I'm not).

[ZoefdeHaas]

Wow. Was that your longest post ever...?

Could be.

K.

This intimidating post started it. I'll stop, as I respect this forum and its members and Ajax ofcourse, but cut me some slack will yeh

[jakobg]

The thing is, ZoefdeHaas, you might wanna start writing a bit longer posts than your usual one-liners.

Anyway, I think this is the most off topic we've been in a long time, even though you might consider this a pathetic joke as well. (I just had to) ;)

[Blind3]

:kloguck: .Pathetic indeed.Longer, but sounds like a reprise of the same tune.

[Per]

[you should expect this kind of reaction from many of the forum's other participants when you call one of the mods (who also happens to be a guy that many of us know and have a great amount of respect for) gay.

Respect?

HA!

He likes BECK for crying out lod :nooo:

[Kowalczyk]

This intimidating post started it.

'Intimidating'...? Come on man. It was just a remark about the fact that your posts are always ultra-short and, in most cases, add nothing to the discussion.

'Intimidating'? Give me a break. You can't seriously mean that.

I'll stop, as I respect this forum and its members and Ajax ofcourse, but cut me some slack will yeh

Thanks. We respect you, too. Although it would be nice if you would (every once in a while) write a slightly longer post and actually contribute some thoughts to a discussion. Can't force you; I'm just hoping.

One serious warning, though, Zoef: no more of those 'gay' remarks on here. I was away for a few days, so I just read it now. I do not feel offended at all, thank God, but other people might. I don't want to see any more insults or personal attacks from you. You've crossed a line, mate, and you may consider yourself 'yellow carded'.

I will delete some posts now: the 'gay' one and a few of the replies to it. Thanks for defending me while I was away folks, but I have to do some weeding...).

K.

[Kowalczyk]

Anyway - let's have some pathetic jokes in this thread... :yes:

K.

[Feest]

Well, you're here now...so that's one and counting.

:D


;)

[carcajou]

One serious warning, though, Zoef: no more of those 'gay' remarks on here. I was away for a few days, so I just read it now. I do not feel offended at all, thank God, but other people might.

Am I mistaken or do you mean that "Thank God" you're not in position of being offended by such jokes (which would be equivalent to "Thank God I'm not gay"). Because you know that would be a pretty homophobic stance, IMHO.

Make your point clear, please. Because if there is ONE person that has to be clear in every single post it's the moderator.

PS : I'm no way trying to defend Zoef or trying to attack you, and I guess everybody knows that.

[jakobg]

God Dammit! The Limecat is almost looking happy. And with the tiger in the background, it makes me kinda worried. But on the other hand, he was very unhappy last season and Ajax was crap. Maybe this season will be good after all. :yes:

[SE6Ajacied]

One serious warning, though, Zoef: no more of those 'gay' remarks on here. I was away for a few days, so I just read it now. I do not feel offended at all, thank God, but other people might.

Am I mistaken or do you mean that "Thank God" you're not in position of being offended by such jokes (which would be equivalent to "Thank God I'm not gay"). Because you know that would be a pretty homophobic stance, IMHO.

Make your point clear, please. Because if there is ONE person that has to be clear in every single post it's the moderator.

PS : I'm no way trying to defend Zoef or trying to attack you, and I guess everybody knows that.

I would have thought Ko meant thank god that he wasn't sensitive enough to be offended by Zoef's mindless rubbish. I was the first (I think) to warn Zoef that the sort of crap he was coming out with wasn't acceptable on this forum but to a certain extent I was saying that to prevent anyone else from being offended. Thank god I'm not particularly offended by such childishness, much the same way I'm not particulary offended by someone farting loudly on purpose at the vicar's tea party, I just think it's a inane, childish and completely inappropriate way to behave.

I try to live in a responsible way, free from racism and homophobia etc. and challenging such behaviour as and when I see it, but I've got to say, something as obviously brainless as Zoef's original comment doesn't so much offend me as make me think "What a sad bastard" and move on from there. In certain circles that comment would have been "oh so witty" but not around me and I'm glad to see that goes for the majority on Ajaxtalk.

I could be wrong but that's certainly the way I read it.

[carcajou]

http://franksworld.com/blog/images/1/r_smoothium_un.jpg

The Limecat gave a conference this morning and told the press that :

1) I was a dumbass that had been awarded the Cloggie for talking the most much with nobody understanding me

2) Although, that didn't help me to understand other people's posts. Sorry Ko.

Of course I understood that the wrong way (to be fair with myself I'd say that it was quite ambiguous though).

Man was the Limecat pissed !!! And I thought he was getting happier....

[jakobg]

http://franksworld.com/blog/images/1/r_smoothium_un.jpg

Hehe, he sure has the 'I'm gonna take over the world!" look on his face. I think he'd make an excellent world leader. Eventhough his mood swings could cause some problems.

:poketoungeb:

[Over Pasanens Head]

Right, time to get this thread back on track:


A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."


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A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she’s waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a backrub.

“It’s getting late, big boy,” she says after a few minutes. “Why don’t we go upstairs to bed.”

“We might as well,” slurs the husband. “I’m going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.”

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve drinks." So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back as fast as he could, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, "Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast." The guys says, "Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got." The bartender says, "What've you got?" The guy says, "75 cents."

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[aveslacker]

Nice to see a joke in this thread for a change. :bis:

[The Purple Cow]

Q: What's better - Parkinsons or Alzheimers?

A: Parkinsons. It's better to spill half your drink
than forget where you put it...

***

Q: What do you call a Chav in a box?

A: Innit.

[LouisXIV & co]

Here's a new great joke: Louis XIV & co is redecorating his house - again! :cheer:

[Over Pasanens Head]

Here's a new great joke: Louis XIV & co is redecorating his house - again! :cheer:

Surely that is impossible as The Netherlands must have run out of paint on his previous redecorations. Me thinks he is after another Cloggie award. :headbang:

[The Purple Cow]

A history professor and a psychology professor
are sitting outside at a nudist colony

History professor - "Have you read Marx?"

Psychology professor - "Yes, I think it's
from the wicker chairs."

[carcajou]

I'm sure you all want to know where in hell can be Tom Soeaters after his fantastic career in Amsterdam, huh ??

Seems he's headed to Thailand :

http://ftp2.nationalgeographic.com/pres ... atfish.jpg

:D :D :D :D ;)

[fc utreg]

vak410 :cheer:

[SE6Ajacied]

I'm a bit worried this might be too true for the pathetic joke corner but here goes. This is the proof that France stole England's World Cup in
1998. :redcard:

Top FIFA boffins sat down and analyzed many giga bites of statistics
in an attempt to deduce through strictly Euclidian Mathematical methods, in
advance of the games being played, who would win the 2002 World Cup. Here now for the first time is the amazing results of their work and also a100% certain forecast of who will win the game between England and Brazil.

The last time Brazil Won the world Cup was 1994,before that it was 1970

1994 + 1970 = 3964

The last time Argentina won the World Cup was 1986, before that it was 1978

1986 + 1978 = 3964

The last time Germany won the World Cup was 1990, before that it was 1974

1990 + 1974 = 3964

Therefore to reveal who the winners of the 2002 is simple, Subtract 2002
from 3964....

2002 - 3964 = 1962

In 1962 the World Cup was held in Chile the competition was won
by Brazil

Therefore it was a mathematical certainty that England were fu#ked ! :nooo:

Not sure where this leaves Oranje though..........