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Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo jul 14, 2010 9:16 am
door Purple Cow's Ghost
At a restaurant last night, my companion asked me if I wanted to 'go Dutch' on the bill. So I raked my studs down her chest, argued with the waiters, and left in tears.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo jul 14, 2010 10:38 am
door rjf1
Purple Cow's Ghost schreef:At a restaurant last night, my companion asked me if I wanted to 'go Dutch' on the bill. So I raked my studs down her chest, argued with the waiters, and left in tears.
And you blamed the maitre'd.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo jul 21, 2010 3:08 pm
door Purple Cow's Ghost
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: do jul 22, 2010 1:47 pm
door Over Pasanens Head
Ajax
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: za jul 24, 2010 9:26 pm
door SE6Ajacied
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: ma aug 02, 2010 11:21 am
door Kowalczyk
I will probably get killed for saying this, but only a
woman could cause a penalty like this...
Check it!
K.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: ma aug 30, 2010 5:11 pm
door Amol
In reply to Suarez's claim that he was thinking of a transfer only because of Ajax's perilous financial position, Arsenal have decided to put in a bid for him, as the replacement for Almunia.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: ma sep 27, 2010 10:33 pm
door SE6Ajacied
It probably helps if you understand French to fully appreciate this one. "French MEP appologies for X-rated slip up"
http://www.news.com.au/world/french-pol ... 5930503007
I posted this Australian link as it also includes the TV clip.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo nov 10, 2010 9:16 am
door SE6Ajacied
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo nov 10, 2010 3:32 pm
door Philippe
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: vr dec 10, 2010 11:34 pm
door SE6Ajacied
OK, some more highly intelligent criminals at work on CCTV.....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11940887
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: do mar 03, 2011 1:06 pm
door Kowalczyk
This is brilliant...
In Holland we have a word-guessing game on TV, called
Lingo. I'm sure every country has its own equivalent.
Now check this out... Seven letter word, starting with C... Hmmm, the guy just doesn't see it, so he goes for a wild guess.
Watch the clip!
K.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: do mar 03, 2011 1:09 pm
door Khraa
Whahahaha
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: ma apr 04, 2011 1:46 pm
door Manneken Pis
Just found this site, quite funny.....
http://footballvenndiagrams.tumblr.com/
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: ma apr 04, 2011 9:45 pm
door SE6Ajacied
lol, but quite wierd. There was actually a Blackpool player, Charlie Adam in there as well (Yes, I
still can't get used to the fact that anyone's actually heard of any BFC players....)
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: do mei 05, 2011 4:43 pm
door SE6Ajacied
WHAT CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY...............................
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pi##ed off than pi##d on.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tyred, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night..
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ..
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: di mei 10, 2011 11:23 am
door The Purple Cow Again
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: za mei 21, 2011 10:25 pm
door SE6Ajacied
There are some
really silly people out there - as they say, it's not rocket science
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5bxOlBBgQ4
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo jul 20, 2011 12:32 pm
door Kowalczyk
How to disturb a TV interviewer?
These Polish guys know just how to do it:
check it out.
Hahaha!
K.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo jul 20, 2011 5:52 pm
door 666
Feyenoord wants to sign Ronald Koeman as their new manager.
That's two pathetic jokes in one line.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: di sep 20, 2011 6:33 pm
door Manneken Pis
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo sep 21, 2011 11:34 am
door aveslacker
It's fake and an ad for Gillette. You can see the actual ball come off the bat and go off to the right before they edit it out.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo sep 21, 2011 4:28 pm
door Manneken Pis
aveslacker schreef:
It's fake and an ad for Gillette. You can see the actual ball come off the bat and go off to the right before they edit it out.
Damn, you've destroyed all my dreams....
;o)
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo sep 21, 2011 7:29 pm
door aveslacker
Manneken Pis schreef:aveslacker schreef:
It's fake and an ad for Gillette. You can see the actual ball come off the bat and go off to the right before they edit it out.
Damn, you've destroyed all my dreams....
;o)
You sound like my wife.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Geplaatst: wo sep 21, 2011 7:58 pm
door Manneken Pis
aveslacker schreef:Manneken Pis schreef:aveslacker schreef:
It's fake and an ad for Gillette. You can see the actual ball come off the bat and go off to the right before they edit it out.
Damn, you've destroyed all my dreams....
;o)
You sound like my wife.
LOL
How about this one then....?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8SK0rk5jdE
