The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner

SE6Ajacied · Bericht door **SE6Ajacied** » za sep 27, 2008 8:15 am

Not sure this qualifies as a joke but it certainly made me laugh.

Doctors slang is a Dying Art

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3159813.stm

Manneken Pis · Bericht door **Manneken Pis** » zo sep 28, 2008 4:48 pm

The best German haircuts of all time ....

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-engli ... d-90s.html

Bericht door **Kowalczyk** » zo sep 28, 2008 5:58 pm

Manneken Pis schreef:The best German haircuts of all time ....

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-engli ... d-90s.html

The top left one is absolutely brilliant...

K.

Blind3 · Bericht door **Blind3** » zo sep 28, 2008 11:41 pm

Yikes. Only things missing are a Molly Hatchet hat and Winger t-shirt.

Manneken Pis · Bericht door **Manneken Pis** » ma sep 29, 2008 12:08 pm

Have read of this guy's comments ... very funny.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/member-r ... centReview

My guess is that he's building up a stock for publishing as a book.

Tom_ · Bericht door **Tom_** » ma sep 29, 2008 12:18 pm

Manneken Pis schreef:Have read of this guy's comments ... very funny.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/member-r ... centReview

My guess is that he's building up a stock for publishing as a book.

Nice. The Samantha Fox one cracked me up...

aveslacker · Bericht door **aveslacker** » ma sep 29, 2008 3:50 pm

There's a wealth of great stuff on Amazon if you know where to look.

A personal battle tank: http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk ... 920&sr=8-4

(The reviews are awesome)

Uranium ore: http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B0 ... 920&sr=8-4

There used to be a ball point pen that had something like 300 reviews, as well as a glass of milk. I can't seem to find them anymore.

Manneken Pis · Bericht door **Manneken Pis** » vr okt 03, 2008 1:03 pm

Ooops watch out, you're on camera...

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/258021/ ... stape.html

SE6Ajacied · Bericht door **SE6Ajacied** » vr okt 03, 2008 1:10 pm

Manneken Pis schreef:Ooops watch out, you're on camera...

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/258021/ ... stape.html

OMG lol, that's really bad

dws · Bericht door **dws** » vr okt 03, 2008 5:10 pm

More mullet buffoonery :hupajax.gif:

Seperated at birth:

Dirk Brehme

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-engli ... ht=225.jpg

Andi Kuijt

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:shs ... 2Kuijt.jpg

The Purple Cow · Bericht door **The Purple Cow** » di okt 07, 2008 7:11 pm

Q. What's the difference between Tottenham Hotspurs and a triangle?

A. A triangle has three points.

Blind3 · Bericht door **Blind3** » wo okt 08, 2008 12:23 am

The form of Ajax is the most pathetic joke, sad to say.

Bericht door **ajaxusa** » ma dec 08, 2008 11:18 pm

Not a joke, exactly. But a mock music video that made me laugh so hard I, well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Blind3 · Bericht door **Blind3** » di dec 09, 2008 1:52 am

Very funny

SE6Ajacied · Bericht door **SE6Ajacied** » do jan 01, 2009 9:12 pm

A woman was out golfing one day, and hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her "if you release me from this trap then I will grant you three wishes".

The woman freed the frog and the frog said "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for your husband will get 10 times more or better."

The woman said "That'll be fine."

For her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, and that women will flock to him". The woman replied "That's OK, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." With a zap she then became the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman inthe world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be 10 times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be OK, because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine...." So, with a zap, she became the richest woman in the world.

The frog then enquired about her third wish, and she replied, "I'd like a mild heart attack".

Police in Yorkshire are warning about a new craze that they say is spreading amongst clubbers in Sheffield where people have been using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy straight into the mouth for an added high.

Apparently this highly dangerous practise is known as "E by Gum".

(Not sure how well the second works outisde the UK - I'll get my coat)

Tom_ · Bericht door **Tom_** » vr jan 02, 2009 1:10 pm

SE6Ajacied schreef:Apparently this highly dangerous practise is known as "E by Gum".

(Not sure how well the second works outisde the UK - I'll get my coat)

Haha, that's awesome

Manneken Pis · Bericht door **Manneken Pis** » ma jan 12, 2009 10:20 am

Just found this funny film on the FootballUnlimited Youtube page.
It's a Dutch mickey take of the incomprehensibility (sp?) and arcane nature of English sports (I think cricket is the main frame of reference).
I think it's hilarious (particularly the commentary), almost Monty Pythonesque...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n0jPaTmWF5I

SE6Ajacied · Bericht door **SE6Ajacied** » ma jan 12, 2009 6:44 pm

Manneken Pis schreef:Just found this funny film on the FootballUnlimited Youtube page.
It's a Dutch mickey take of the incomprehensibility (sp?) and arcane nature of English sports (I think cricket is the main frame of reference).
I think it's hilarious (particularly the commentary), almost Monty Pythonesque...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n0jPaTmWF5I

lol, yes, quite surreal. I think only the Dutch could do this sketch as they're the only country that gets BBC cricket coverage throughout to take the p*ss out of

Bericht door **Kowalczyk** » ma jan 12, 2009 7:07 pm

That's a classic!

Jiskefet are great. Holland's Monty Python, indeed. They were fabulous for almost a decade, but then they suddenly started to suck. They didn't write their sketches anymore, but wanted to do it in a more improvised kind of way. Which was probably more exciting to them, but not to the viewers.

"Referee checking the doors..."

K.

Jeroen126 · Bericht door **Jeroen126** » ma jan 12, 2009 7:33 pm

Some viewers still adore them

. Saw them in he Melkweg a while ago, and nearly laughed myself to death. Judging by Herman Koch's (who has just published a great novel, btw) comments on Pauw & Witteman last friday, a reunion is on the books. Let's hope so.

Tom_ · Bericht door **Tom_** » di jan 13, 2009 2:55 am

Yeah that was pretty good. The voice over reminded me of English golf commentators...

The Purple Cow · Bericht door **The Purple Cow** » vr feb 06, 2009 10:24 am

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet:

Yorkshire man:
"Ah've come to see thee abaht me cat."

Vet:
"Is it a tom?"

Yorkshire man:
"Nay lad, I've browt it wi' me."

SE6Ajacied · Bericht door **SE6Ajacied** » do feb 19, 2009 7:01 pm

The Mystery of The Irish Republics Worst Driver

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7899171.stm

Manneken Pis · Bericht door **Manneken Pis** » vr feb 27, 2009 12:04 pm

"Dutch fans are mean, funny but mean."

http://www.theoffside.com/world-footbal ... -mean.html

"Not a single save"; surely that's not correct?

Cedric · Bericht door **Cedric** » vr feb 27, 2009 3:05 pm

Ah, I guessed it right then. But they also sing a kind of song after the "pizza!", no?

I found it funny, but that's the article or the stats that are mean: he has made a lot of save. In the 3 games againt Ajax for example...