The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner

[Purple Cow's Ghost]

At a restaurant last night, my companion asked me if I wanted to 'go Dutch' on the bill. So I raked my studs down her chest, argued with the waiters, and left in tears.

[rjf1]

At a restaurant last night, my companion asked me if I wanted to 'go Dutch' on the bill. So I raked my studs down her chest, argued with the waiters, and left in tears.

And you blamed the maitre'd.

[Purple Cow's Ghost]

[Over Pasanens Head]

Ajax

[SE6Ajacied]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-10749568

lol

[Kowalczyk]

I will probably get killed for saying this, but only a woman could cause a penalty like this...

Check it!

K.

[Amol]

In reply to Suarez's claim that he was thinking of a transfer only because of Ajax's perilous financial position, Arsenal have decided to put in a bid for him, as the replacement for Almunia.

[SE6Ajacied]

It probably helps if you understand French to fully appreciate this one. "French MEP appologies for X-rated slip up"

http://www.news.com.au/world/french-pol ... 5930503007

I posted this Australian link as it also includes the TV clip.

[SE6Ajacied]

Another master criminal at work

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-11718285

[Philippe]

It probably helps if you understand French to fully appreciate this one. "French MEP appologies for X-rated slip up"

http://www.news.com.au/world/french-pol ... 5930503007

She sucks big time.

[SE6Ajacied]

OK, some more highly intelligent criminals at work on CCTV.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11940887

[Kowalczyk]

This is brilliant...

In Holland we have a word-guessing game on TV, called Lingo. I'm sure every country has its own equivalent.

Now check this out... Seven letter word, starting with C... Hmmm, the guy just doesn't see it, so he goes for a wild guess.

Watch the clip!

K.

[Khraa]

Whahahaha

[Manneken Pis]

Just found this site, quite funny.....

http://footballvenndiagrams.tumblr.com/

[SE6Ajacied]

Just found this site, quite funny.....

http://footballvenndiagrams.tumblr.com/

lol, but quite wierd. There was actually a Blackpool player, Charlie Adam in there as well (Yes, I still can't get used to the fact that anyone's actually heard of any BFC players....)

[SE6Ajacied]

WHAT CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY...............................

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pi##ed off than pi##d on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tyred, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night..

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ..

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

[The Purple Cow Again]

[SE6Ajacied]

There are some really silly people out there - as they say, it's not rocket science http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5bxOlBBgQ4

[Kowalczyk]

How to disturb a TV interviewer?

These Polish guys know just how to do it: check it out.

Hahaha!

K.

[666]

Feyenoord wants to sign Ronald Koeman as their new manager.

That's two pathetic jokes in one line.

[Manneken Pis]

How's this for fast reactions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMujgAAyH-I

[aveslacker]

How's this for fast reactions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMujgAAyH-I

It's fake and an ad for Gillette. You can see the actual ball come off the bat and go off to the right before they edit it out.

[Manneken Pis]

How's this for fast reactions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMujgAAyH-I

It's fake and an ad for Gillette. You can see the actual ball come off the bat and go off to the right before they edit it out.

Damn, you've destroyed all my dreams....

;o)

[aveslacker]

How's this for fast reactions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMujgAAyH-I

It's fake and an ad for Gillette. You can see the actual ball come off the bat and go off to the right before they edit it out.

Damn, you've destroyed all my dreams....

;o)

You sound like my wife.

[Manneken Pis]

It's fake and an ad for Gillette. You can see the actual ball come off the bat and go off to the right before they edit it out.

Damn, you've destroyed all my dreams....

;o)

You sound like my wife.

LOL

How about this one then....?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8SK0rk5jdE