The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner

[Kowalczyk]

This is actually in the wrong thread: it's not a joke, it's actually true...

Ruud Gullit has just said in an interview that he is not interested in a job at Ajax. Too much of a snake pit. He's not available.

So, what do we do now...?



K.

[Orange14]

This is actually in the wrong thread: it's not a joke, it's actually true...

Ruud Gullit has just said in an interview that he is not interested in a job at Ajax. Too much of a snake pit. He's not available.

So, what do we do now...?



K.

Bring Ronald Koeman back; he's soon to be out of a job!

[Blind3]

Gotta love Ruud Gullit a.k.a. the man who proved The Clash wrong . Ruudie CAN FAIL !!

[ajaxusa]

Scottish Voice Operated Lift

[ajaxusa]

I will probably get killed for saying this, but only a woman could cause a penalty like this...

Check it!

K.

Nah, I see this in youth soccer about once a year, boys and girls both.

[Blind3]

Ajax defense and some of Kenneth Vermeer's keeping vs. FCU.

[Orange14]

Ajax defense and some of Kenneth Vermeer's keeping vs. FCU.

+1

[SE6Ajacied]

Ha Ha Ha - This made me laugh. From the BBC Live Score Updates Feed.

"2101: GOALFLASH Manchester United 2-2 Benfica (Pablo Aimar)


Manchester United goal: Things are going much better at Old Trafford now. Just seconds after Benfica make their change, Patrice Evra finds Darren Fletcher in the box with a great cross and he is able to finish at the second time of asking. United deservedly ahead.

2059: GOALFLASH Manchester United 2-1 Benfica (Darren Fletcher)"

Not going much better now are they.....

[souras84]

The way we keep on getting clean sheets in the Champions League

[Manneken Pis]

Just saw this on the Guardian website "Classic Youtube" section, and it's great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nI_5AoHvc

[The Purple Cow Again]

Anal sex is like getting your first Manchester United scarf. You don't want it, but your uncle gives it to you anyway.

**

Just bought a Jehovah's Witness
advent calendar.

Every time you open a door someone
tells you to fuck off.


<ka-boom, tish>

I’m here all week folks, try the veal…

[SE6Ajacied]

OK, so after all the drama with the AZ game we might need some humour back - here's a start from me - this actually came up after one of the clips from last night - pretty silly really and the commentators get a good laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQjUKOj ... re=related

[SE6Ajacied]

Reposting this that someone sent me - did anyone really doubt that this place existed.....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wmEjJKtJYHs/S ... tcreek.jpg

[Philippe]

Two atoms walking down the street. First atom: "Dude, I think I've lost an electron!", 2nd atom: "You positive"?

[SE6Ajacied]

This is an alcohol test: If you pass it, you can keep drinking,if not, it's time to stop. Follow the simple instructions below:
1. Click on the mans nose
2. A new window will open - click on the man's nose again.
3. For each time you click on his nose, you can drink another glass of wine!!!

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html

A friend I worked with sent this, certainly made me lol

[ajaxusa]

Another one for the Scots among us...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGxKhUuZ0Rc

[Manneken Pis]

Ballboy saves goal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKFbmvLmJvU

[Manneken Pis]

Nigel de Jong has it in his jeans.
Even when playing against kids;

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/gif-n ... dly-match/

[Manneken Pis]

Excellent hoax:

http://au.fourfourtwo.com/news/246372,a ... ed-me.aspx

[Blind3]

Excellent Hoax sounds like Mauro Rosales time at Ajax . I know he fooled me. I still have a Rosales shirt . G-U-L-L-I-B-L-E !!

[Philippe]

Kasparov accused of biting a policeman when arrested for protesting against the Pussy Riot trial : "I would never bite anyone under the rank of general !"

[Blind3]

Typical of Putin's Russia . The biggest joke , I'm being sarcastic , is expecting a former KGB Colonel and the police/miltia authorities to behave evenhandedly rather than thugishly.

[Jojo]

Beautiful goal scored by a goalie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... EGiA6g2M#!

[martinkohout]

Beautiful goal scored by a goalie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... EGiA6g2M#!

Pretty awesome handsprings, too.

[Kowalczyk]

This is one brilliant own goal, from Greece.

Way to go, goalie!

http://youtu.be/aP4TNCt9HB0

K.