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This is actually in the wrong thread: it's not a joke, it's actually true...

Ruud Gullit has just said in an interview that he is not interested in a job at Ajax. Too much of a snake pit. He's not available.

So, what do we do now...?



K.

Kowalczyk schreef:This is actually in the wrong thread: it's not a joke, it's actually true...

Ruud Gullit has just said in an interview that he is not interested in a job at Ajax. Too much of a snake pit. He's not available.

So, what do we do now...?



K.

Bring Ronald Koeman back; he's soon to be out of a job!

Gotta love Ruud Gullit a.k.a. the man who proved The Clash wrong . Ruudie CAN FAIL !!

Scottish Voice Operated Lift

Kowalczyk schreef:I will probably get killed for saying this, but only a woman could cause a penalty like this...

Check it!

K.

Nah, I see this in youth soccer about once a year, boys and girls both.

Ajax defense and some of Kenneth Vermeer's keeping vs. FCU.

Blind3 schreef:Ajax defense and some of Kenneth Vermeer's keeping vs. FCU.

+1

Ha Ha Ha - This made me laugh. From the BBC Live Score Updates Feed.

"2101: GOALFLASH Manchester United 2-2 Benfica (Pablo Aimar)


Manchester United goal: Things are going much better at Old Trafford now. Just seconds after Benfica make their change, Patrice Evra finds Darren Fletcher in the box with a great cross and he is able to finish at the second time of asking. United deservedly ahead.

2059: GOALFLASH Manchester United 2-1 Benfica (Darren Fletcher)"

Not going much better now are they.....

The way we keep on getting clean sheets in the Champions League

Just saw this on the Guardian website "Classic Youtube" section, and it's great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nI_5AoHvc

Anal sex is like getting your first Manchester United scarf. You don't want it, but your uncle gives it to you anyway.

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Just bought a Jehovah's Witness
advent calendar.

Every time you open a door someone
tells you to fuck off.


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I’m here all week folks, try the veal…

OK, so after all the drama with the AZ game we might need some humour back - here's a start from me - this actually came up after one of the clips from last night - pretty silly really and the commentators get a good laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQjUKOj ... re=related

Reposting this that someone sent me - did anyone really doubt that this place existed.....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wmEjJKtJYHs/S ... tcreek.jpg

Two atoms walking down the street. First atom: "Dude, I think I've lost an electron!", 2nd atom: "You positive"?

This is an alcohol test: If you pass it, you can keep drinking,if not, it's time to stop. Follow the simple instructions below:
1. Click on the mans nose
2. A new window will open - click on the man's nose again.
3. For each time you click on his nose, you can drink another glass of wine!!!

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html

A friend I worked with sent this, certainly made me lol

Another one for the Scots among us...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGxKhUuZ0Rc

Ballboy saves goal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKFbmvLmJvU

Nigel de Jong has it in his jeans.
Even when playing against kids;

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/gif-n ... dly-match/

Excellent hoax:

http://au.fourfourtwo.com/news/246372,a ... ed-me.aspx

Excellent Hoax sounds like Mauro Rosales time at Ajax . I know he fooled me. I still have a Rosales shirt . G-U-L-L-I-B-L-E !!

Kasparov accused of biting a policeman when arrested for protesting against the Pussy Riot trial : "I would never bite anyone under the rank of general !"

Typical of Putin's Russia . The biggest joke , I'm being sarcastic , is expecting a former KGB Colonel and the police/miltia authorities to behave evenhandedly rather than thugishly.

Beautiful goal scored by a goalie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... EGiA6g2M#!

Jojo schreef:Beautiful goal scored by a goalie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... EGiA6g2M#!

Pretty awesome handsprings, too.

This is one brilliant own goal, from Greece.

Way to go, goalie!

http://youtu.be/aP4TNCt9HB0

K.